A bit Snobbish...

So I have decided that I am a snob...

not like 'snobby' to people...

but 'snobbish' towards certain things...

Like...

Swimming pools...I like my water warm and clean...

Fruit...I like it right off of the vine/tree/bush or whatever it grows on, super juicy and still warm from the sun...

Diet Coke...I like it from a fountain and that's it!

Camping...if it don't flush...forget it!  Nuff said!

Fireworks...I only enjoy the illegals

I only eat All Beef Hot Dogs...

I like restaurant ranch dressing...

I like my sheets to be straight and flat...

I only sleep on a certain pillow and I take it with me when we travel...

I only eat Malt o Meal Tooty Frootys for breakfast...

I only ever use Huggies diapers...

I hate bottled water...

I have to have lettuce on my sandwich...

I only ever buy one kind of bread...and it's always white...

I like my cookies slightly under-cooked...

And many more I'm sure...