Friday, December 31, 2010

Little Letters...

Dear 2010...In a way you were the worst year ever...but you did have some good qualities...I'll explain!

Dear Sage...I miss you!  I miss your sassiness and your silly little run...and I miss your happy face!  Your momma misses you more than you could ever imagine...but thank you for sending Isaac to her...he looks just like you and is silly like you too!  He even laughed when he peed on me, sorta reminded me of you...

Dear Becky...I am so glad you are healthy...your stoopid thyroid threw me for a loop and I didn't like it one bit.  But alas...you are good and that makes me happy!

Dear Mom...I am so glad you are healthy also...your stoopid uterus made me so heart-broken...and I am glad it is gone...good riddence uterus...Boo on you!

Dear Cancer...I hate you...you have changed my life...you have changed how I look at everything...my family has changed because of you, in a good way...but I still hate you!

Dear Ashley...you are a good woman!  And such a strong force that keeps all of us going...thank you for your positive faith during our 'hell' these last weeks of 2010!  Hooray for you!

Dear Friends in my ward...you are amazing...simply amazing...you have inspired me to be better and to live my life better...thank you for that!  Sorry I said 'hell' in that last one...

Dear Photography...I love you!  Thank you for sparking my interest and thank you Nicholai for being my teacher...I love this new found hobby!  And I can't wait for more...

Dear Young Women...you are so beautiful and so spiritual!  Please always remember who you are and where you came from...and please put up with my teaching skills, I didn't inherit any from my Mom if that's what you're wondering...sorry...

Dear Phlebotomy job...I need you...like I really need you...please come around!

Dear Davis Hospital...please hire ME for a phlebotomy job...I am pretty AweSoMe!  (if I do say so myself...heehee)

Dear Period...It's been a LONG BLISSFUL FOUR whole years without you...and I didn't miss you one bit...but since I won't be pregnant or nursing EVER again...I guess I will have to get used to you again...

Dear IUD...I can't wait to get you...and please promise me that you will make my periods go away for good...Thank you in advance.

Dear kids...You are so fun!

Dear husband...You too are so fun!  I feel blessed to have found you...

Dear 2011...you better be a good one!

Love, me

3 comments:

Brian Alyssa Addison Kenai said...

you make me laugh. Did you fill out an app for Davis? Do , and put me down as a reference. I'll talk to Don, and Jim... P.S my IUD SUCKED! Hope yours is better.

Ryan and Amber said...

You are hilarious - and holy crap - you're right... you deserve a spectacular 2011! :)

Lisa said...

You always brighten my day!
I'm thinking about doing the Mirena soon - but am nervous about it and hope it behaves...